So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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