her vagine was all disorganized.
is wine microwaveable?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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