hell yes lets make some ravioli
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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