its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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