i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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