I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I would ride that face into the sunset