my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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