cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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