Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.