well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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