Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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