i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I can't put those talents on a resume
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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