He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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