I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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