and you said cock pushups were impossible
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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