I am puke
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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