I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
operation have a gay friend backfired
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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