It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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