its not stalking. its research.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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