He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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