So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Will exercising make me less horny?
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