what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
