weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You took a bar mat shot.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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