This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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