This is not my ceiling
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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