hell yes lets make some ravioli
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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