wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think I won the penis lottery.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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