When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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