I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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