You surviving the open bar?
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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