Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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