# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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