no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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