absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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