HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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