is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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