so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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