they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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