Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
this boner is exhausting
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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