me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you will always have a special place in my vag
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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