please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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