just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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