There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Randomize
