you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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