who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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