Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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