dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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