scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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