I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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