honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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