goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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