I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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