I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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