She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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