they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off