i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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