i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I want her autograph on my taint
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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