whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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