these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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