Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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