I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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