I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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