He is an equal opportunity slut.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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