party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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